Official thread to practise English (whine = punish)

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T

I think Spain accidentallied the world cup.

22 días después
Gavax

My tailor is rich

8 días después
T

How much money does your tailor have?

Wolfskoch

The cake is a lie.

spyro512

#361 wow you're a funny guy, huh? :D you tried to use an expression from 4chan and the only thing you get is a giantic fail. Implying you're not trolling, it's 'accidentally' you moron.

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T

isn't it past tense? Don't know my English is bad :(

Mensi

#306 No.

isnŽt in past is wasnŽt

Wolfskoch

So Im'a lonely this weekend, no parents, whole house fer meself.

'nyone up for some chattin' or sum messin' round here?

knaus90

#308 looks good, where is your house? jaja

Zero_G

I alone at home all month, Some girl would visit me?

T

some guys might

-marcOs-

i've just come from the gym and i feel a little bit tired but after the bath i've already taken i feel better so i think i'm gonna to the beach later

see ya

B

Hi guys :)

W

i've 2 shotguns

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kerm4n

they put "drujs" in my colacao

B

Who are you going to kill?

skullcandy

i book mondays!!!

Schneizel

mais neis is elias...

Holden-R

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I".
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, "I am".
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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CARCELERO

Oh my f******* parrot!

koalas

my english is bad....

Holden-R

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

MrPresident

my bad is english...

Holden-R

I can't teach u if u don't want

W

in class last week a mate was explaining the definition of a word that was supposed to guess, it was something like work to be done manually without the aid of machines... when i heard "work" and "manual" automatically popped into my mind "handjob." u imagine the face of the teacher... i see 2 youporn.. :/

Mensi

l o l ?¿

7 días después
T

I just got back from Gamescom - ask me anything

S

I want to enlarge my cock my 4 inches, my cock is only 5 inches, the reason I want a big cock, so you can suck my big penis

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wiLly1

Hellooooo guysss, How about you?

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Rosier_xx

I was here!

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