#10109 joder me ha llegado a la patata
Okay, so getting a job isn’t as simple as that, but it can’t be as hard as all the Linkedin shenanigans.
Oh no, I'm not VOMITING because of your hideous muscles. I'm just oveflowing with green, stinky jealousy.
I will now demonstrate how to perform a standard glurp-crunch.
Break both of your arms, then twist your mangled frame into the following position.
The next part is a little difficult, but obviously the results speak for themselves.
SO MANY relatives in prison. Oh, well.
I will rub sensual oils into your muscular shoulders.
I will knead your tired flesh, and make you feel new.
I won’t LIKE it though.
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