Ok, reclamo mis 5 minutos que son muy caros.
Lo que saco en claro es que la saga Terminator es una obra maestra.*
*la saga dura hasta la segunda. El resto nunca existió.
Tired of your job? LIE DOWN AND DIE.
Sick of being single? LIE DOWN AND DIE.
Can’t catch ALL of the Pokemon? LIE DO- actually, maybe you just need some perspective.
Alternativa comic title - variations on a theme (the theme is butts)
We have hit peak Butt production, people.
It’s all downhill from here.
FISH RAIN 2: PLANKTON SHOWER
I’m going to level with you – we made this using only money I found under the couch.
The whole thing is just me dropping fish on people, and filming it using my phone.
Enjoy!
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You don't look very nice when you're angry like that. You should try putting down the gun and smiling! Ew, that didn't help. Sorry Claire, I tried to save you.
I don’t CARE about your stupid mirror-breaking superstition.
Seven years bad luck can’t worsen the damage my ugly face has already caused.
There's nothing like a quick hit of crunchy, maybe-poisonous protein to get you started in the morning.
NEVER buy the store brand version of Giant Spider.
Most of their spiders are medium-sized at best.
ihaveregulatorbywarrengandnatedogginmyfuckingheaditsbeeninthereforatleast
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#11148 visito este post practicamente a diario, y aunque creo que lo he comentado alguna vez, te lo digo por si acaso lo he soñado: gracias por dar vida a este post (y a todos los que aportais tambien, pero la currada que te metes practicamente a diario es impresionante).
c&h hoy me ha gustado xD
"You forgot one thing, Madame President", said Sex Broodington. "What?" the President exhaled huskily, entranced by his brooding sexiness. "I am sexy" he whispered through his fangs. Broodingly.
I can’t help it, okay?
Every time I try to write about global politics, this stuff comes out instead!
If anybody in the world LIKED this sort of thing, I’d be rich by now.