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No queremos reportes estúpidos, de ser así me enfadaré.
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Es un Forochat, nada de Shitposting (jaja, lol, xd, omg, haha, etc...)
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Este hilo no es paralelo a FEDA y por tanto, hay que respetar las normas. Etiquetad correctamente los NSFW y NMS.
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Usad el sentido común y nada de discusiones tontas.
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[Norma aleatoria inventada por un MOD en algún momento próximo]
No tienes porque leer nada, haz como yo y no leas una puta mierda de lo que escribe los demás y fuera. Total? La mayoría no aportamos una mierda. No te pierdes nada.
http://kotaku.com/i-squished-a-bug-inside-my-monitors-screen-and-now-i-wa-1796152848
I will spend the rest of my life struggling to explain what happened next. As the bug was on what had to be its fiftieth trip across my screen, I placed my finger on it and pressed down.
I did not pause to consider the ramifications of this action. I did not google “bug in my monitor screen” first. I didn’t even wait for the bug to reach the edge of the screen. I pressed down while it was squarely in the most usable space. It died, leaving a small black carcass stuck to the underside of the screen.
I immediately realized that I now had a dead insect permanently affixed to the underside of my screen, where it would remain for as long as I owned this monitor. I panicked and attempted to tap the bug loose, thinking maybe it would fall to a lower, less critical part of the screen.
Instead, it exploded.
There is now a one-centimeter smear of bug guts occupying the center-left quadrant of my computer monitor, a part of the screen my eyes visit approximately six hundred times per day. I will never be able to un-see it, ignore it, or pretend it isn’t there. I will never be able to forget that its existence is entirely my fault. It will haunt me forever.
