You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Calle Winston Bogarde?
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Tras muchos intentos.... algo mínimamente interesante (conversa con un tipo algo graciosa).
Tochaco incoming.
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Stranger: Hi
You: nam
Stranger: What?
You: name
Stranger: Josh
You: ok
You: i am homer
You: nice to meet you
Stranger: Lets talk about religion.
You: not
Stranger: >
Stranger: ?
Stranger: I wanted to talk about Religion
You: lovejoy say what i cant speak about religion
You: y call mi son bart and speak you with him?
Stranger: I don't get what you're saying
You: my son and her sisther are in the moeŽs bar
You: you like religion?
Stranger: Yes. I'm really fond of God and Jesus
You: my wfe marge goes to th church every sunday
You: but i sleeps
Stranger: What church does she go to? What is her religion?
You: to the church in springfield
You: sorry my neighbour flanders is here
You: he goes to the church every sunday to
You: he is catolic
You: u
You: ?
Stranger: Mormon
You: my frind apu is musulman
You: u like musulman?
Stranger: I'm fond of any religions that doesn't advertise violence.
You: i go wit my friends burney carl an lenny to kill some mormon people now
You: sorry OUCH
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buah q bueno esta web acabo determinar una conversacion de 2 horas con un tio de malta
(espero q no fueses niguno de vosotros ejem)
Justamente estoy mirando para irme 3 semanas alli y me he encontrado a este de alli y encima ha trabajado en hoteles. Me he puesto a hablar sobre malta, me ha aconsejado q sitios son mejores para q vaya y sobre q hacer alli y to la hostia
vamos q es la leche esta web xD
Stranger: im whale also
You: you are a whale?
You: oh shit
Stranger: i am
You: i have to man the harpoons
You: is nothing personal
You: just my work
Stranger: killer !
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putas ballenas estan en todos lados
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You: IT'S A TRAP
Stranger: YOU ARE MINE!
Stranger: EXPELIARMUS!
You: RICTUSEMPRA!
Stranger: PROTECTO
Stranger: EVADA KEDAVRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: hhhahaha
Stranger: I win =)
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :______________
Stranger: You are dead know
You: ok
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You: Fuck You
Stranger: sexy_hazza_69@hotmail.com
You: Mediavida?
Stranger: wanna see my tits
You: YEAH
You: BUT
You: I KNOW
Stranger: ?
You: You're a TRoll =D
Stranger: okay loser
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Enfin, que nos toman por tontos ;D
No son bots macho, es imposible xD
Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: I'm dead, don't tell anybody
Stranger: Alright, no one will get to know
You: thx
Stranger: I hope you don't mind if I'll stay alive
Stranger: So
Stranger: What's it like being dead?
You: because I have eat some pills
Stranger: Wat
You: I have take pills
Stranger: What kind of pills? why?
You: I don't know, Gelocatil or something like thath
Stranger: So what's that good for?
Stranger: Eh
Stranger: Pills aren't a great topic
You: Is for headache
No me voy a leer entero pero supongo que ya lo habréis hecho,voy a hablar siempre en español hasta que me toque con uno de vosotros.
...
You: do u like NBA?
Stranger: dunno what that is
Stranger: what is NBA?
You: OMFG '-'
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o_0 está garciosa la pag xD
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You: nice window
Stranger: sure is
Stranger: i like looking in it
You: oh fuck, ther's someone more!
Stranger: sometimes ppl are close while you didnt noticed
You: my mom ever told my no to talk to strangers, sorry
Stranger: np i am dennis, so we got that problem solved
You: nice to meet you pennis n.n
Stranger: now feel free to talk
Stranger: uhh sorry its dennis with a d
You: p is more beautiful
Stranger: true
#283 esto puede pasar?
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Stranger: heey
You: pedobear?
Stranger: in yo' ass
You: omg! pedobear I came!
You: I came!
Stranger: good!
Stranger: perfect
You: pedobear rape me!
Stranger: always
Stranger: !!!
You: I love you
Stranger: i love u too honey
You: you enter in 4chan?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what do u mean
You: oh
You: how you meet pedobear?
You: 
Stranger: i dont
You: oh
You: you lie me!!
Stranger: hi
You: oh
You: pedobear
Stranger: no
You:
You: who r u?
Stranger: pedohorse
xDDDDDD
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You: hola
Stranger: hello
You: de donde eres
Stranger: right
You: donde esta right
Stranger: vind ik ook
You: ammmmm eso mismo pensaba yo
You: eres de otro planeta?
Stranger: true true
You: le das al pegamento eh
Stranger: ja klopt, maar de economische crisis is ook vervelend
You: que lo has dejado por la crisis?
You: si es que la muy hdp nos afecta a todos
Stranger: ja he?
You: jajajajaj
Stranger: neeneeneeneee
You: no le daras al pegamento pero tu le das al amoniaco
You: estar pedo a estas horas de la mañana no es sano
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la verdad que aqui ahi gente para todo jajajaja aqui va otra
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Stranger: i whant to fuck you
You: joder que bien empezamos
Stranger: jebem i ja tebi mate
You: con coco
You: con condon
Stranger: you are loco
You: se dice crazy, para decir spanglish te vas a ligar a la playa
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Stranger: hi asl please?
You: hi bitcheees!
You: Hi, ASL?
You: YEES
You: ASL!
Stranger: u first
You: hmmm
You: What means
You: ASL?
You: Mediavida manda, estamos?
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Putos ASL's..
Kien koño son? :/
#290 ASL = Age, Sex and Location
Me he entretenido un buen rato con la paginita xD Hay cada loco suelto...
#292 Va bien ti frase
You: hi
Stranger: oh herro there
You: ASL = Age, sex and Location
Stranger: 19, Yes please, Belgium
You: yes please¿
Stranger: can't get enough of that joke
Stranger: you ask sex?
Stranger: and I say yes please
You: jajaj
You: lol
Stranger: it's funny because it's not what you meant
You: han tirado la puerta abajo mierdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddgsbdsidjgf
ssssssss
ss
s
fdhsdksndf
Stranger: fuck brazilians
que rapido se cansan
You: whats for dinner?
Stranger: pedobear 101?
You: goatse?
Stranger: yes plz
You: ALL GLORY TO RAPTOR JESUS
Stranger: jeeeebus
You: jews
Stranger: okay anyways you basically need only 3 things
Stranger: a candybar, a napkin and a bottle of anesthetic
You:
and viagra?
Stranger: if you have a van or similar it's a definite plus
Stranger: for transporting purposes
You: oh, thanks pedobear 
Stranger: it lowers the chances of getting caught alot
You:
I'm going to rape someone
You: thanks
Stranger: that's the spirit"
Stranger: glad to help
You: hi mate
You: you must help me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what can I do for you?
You: gun or knife?
Stranger: knife
You: ok, i'm going to kill everybody
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lol.....
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You: hii
Stranger: this is madness!!!
You: no
You: THIS IS SPARTA
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le habra llegado la patada?
You: do you
You: or do you not
You: heard
You: about
You: the bird?
Stranger: the bird is the word
Stranger: everybodys heard about the bird
Stranger: divided by 0
You: you're fucking irrational!!!!!
