Seguramente al leer la cabecera de este mensaje más de uno se acordará del repetido "¿eres adicto al CS?", e incluso pensarán que se trata de un plagio. Pero no sería justo eso, ya que más bien se trata de un extracto del "DooM Insanity" (paridas varias) que tuvo su sitio en la FAQ oficial de DooM de hace una década:
You know you have been playing DOOM too long when...
DOOM is a great game! But don't let it take over your life! :)This was written by Philip Verdieck ([email protected]).
You know you have been playing DOOM too long when......going to sleep you open the bedroom's door and instead of turning
lights on you fire a missile into the room.
...you sleep with a chainsaw under your pillow,and justify it with 'you
never know what lurks in the dark'.
...going into a room or getting off an elevator, you run in and out
quickly to see what follows you out.
...you don't worry so much about getting hurt, since you'll probably pick
up one of those blue spheres somewhere.
...watching someone come out of an elevator makes your mouse finger twitch.
...the dog growls and you dive over the couch while
reaching for a shotgun.
...you start side-stepping into rooms.
...you push on a wall as you walk down the hall looking for secret
entrances.
...you rush for a neon-blue down vest in K-Mart.
...you reach for your chainsaw when your wife's cold
gives her the sniffles.
...you search for a radiation suit before going into
a swimming pool.
...you instinctively target trash cans while walking
around campus/work.
...you look for sniper spots above you when getting in an elevator.
...you can't stop squinting as you walk around your house.
...you think you can actually walk through walls.
...you start making chainsaw noises if you hear a strange noise.
...you wish you had a chainsaw, just in case.
...you buy a radiation suit and Infra-red goggles, just in case.
