Chuck Norris evolves from Jesus and is a God type.
Chuck Norris starts with legendaries, but picks weedle because that's all he needs.
Chuck Norris has caught all pokemon, twice.
When Chuck Norris wants to capture Charizard, he doesn’t even have to fight him. He just takes out a Poke Ball and says, ‘You know what to do.’
Chuck Norris' ground moves can hit flying Pokémon.
When Chuck Norris uses Self-Destruct, he DOESN'T DIE!
When Chuck Norris uses Roundhouse Kick, a Fighting type move, on a Ghost-type Pokémon, it is still a one-hit KO on the Ghost Pokémon. And the Pokémon in the Trainer's Pokéballs. AND the Trainer.
Chuck Norris does not need a glitch to unlock every pokemon, unless you count staring at the game cartridge a glitch.
Chuck Norris became the Ultimate Pokemon Master with only a Magikarp, and only using Splash.
Chuck Norris can have more then 6 Pokemon with him.
Chuck Norris can make any Pokemon evolve just by staring at it and screaming "evolve" this even works on non-evolving Pokemon such as Zapdos.
Chuck Norris has two master balls. They are in his pants. (though he could make more by working out)
Chuck Norris lvl is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND.
If Chuck Norris has a lvl 50 pokemon and you have a lvl50 pokemon, Chuck Norris pokemon is a higher lvl then yours.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a pokemon very hard. The result is known as MissingNo.
Chuck Norris caught all 493 pokemon in Pokemon Red.
When your pokemon face Chuck Norris in a battle don't bother going to the pokecenter afterwards.
Team rocket no longer challenges Chuck Norris, not anymore. 453 Killed members is enough.
Chuck Norris eats pikachus for breakfast.
Chuck Norris only goes to the pokecenter to drop off dead bodies.
Chuck Norris doesn't get Run time errors in PWO, Kyro learn't his lesson after the deaths of 14 GM's (May there souls RIP).
Speed of a pokemon increases when Chuck Norris watches it.
A Wild Chuck Norris appears! Ash fainted!
