Omegle, habla con algún extranjero random

Qué colgao!

#154 gracias

de brasil, kien de vosotros es xk vaya fake xd

¿Quién es el qué dice que es una perra española, da un mail y un enlace a votamicuerpo?

http://www.votamicuerpo.com/Yo_si_keValgo_

Paso de agregarlo/la al msn, pone noseque morena, lo tengo apuntado xDDDD.

#154 En todo caso age, sex, location

yo me estoy camelando una xati de nueva york (H)

edit: fail http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1483/18/13/688876716/n688876716_1661955_5129.jpg

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi girl
You: hey boy
You: here we go!
Stranger: go where?
You: chemical brothers
Stranger: Hmm
You: famous song
Stranger: how do u know if i am a boy?
You: hey girl
Stranger: no
You: i have 50%
Stranger: i am a boy
Stranger: :p
Stranger: but i know that youre a girl
Stranger: and u live in brasil
You: oh really?
You: and how do you know?
Stranger: because i'm a god
You: god bless america
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i bless america
Stranger: and
Stranger: isnt every day that u talk with a god
Stranger: c'mom
Stranger: ask anything u would like
You: will i be rich?
You: give me the number of the jackpot
Stranger: oh
Stranger: this a can't
Stranger: but i can transform you into a rich
Stranger: just wait
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 20
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: so its near
Stranger: when you be 30 years old
You: i'm near to be rich?
Stranger: you will be rich
Stranger: 10 years
You: ok thanks
Stranger: god luck
Stranger: buy
Stranger: ops
Stranger: bye
You: now i'm peaceful
You have disconnected.

A esta peña se le va mucho la olla...

Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: where you from?
You: mars
You: u=
Stranger: NICE
Stranger: earth
Stranger: we are better then you
You: not rly
Stranger: orly
Stranger: is this site from mars
Stranger: NO
You: huh
Stranger: earth 1
Stranger: mars 0
You: u got me :<
Stranger: what is on mars?
Stranger: besides a naked blue guy
You: not blue, red
Stranger: lol have you seen watchmen
Stranger: o wait
Stranger: its not on mars
Stranger: get raped
You: i
You: I
Stranger: earth 2
You: I
You: I
You: I
You: I
Stranger: earth 2
You: I
You: I
You: I want to play a game!
Stranger: mars 0
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Stranger: FUCKER
Stranger: FUCKING MARS BITCH

xDDDD

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: naked
Stranger: where you from :
Stranger: ?
You: from zimbawe
You: I'm the only person with internet here
You: i'm cool
Stranger: because

Se ha desconectado :/

Este mola mucho más:

You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: are you nigga?
Stranger: no
Stranger: are you
You: obviously no
Stranger: good then
You:
You: do you like niggas?
Stranger: where do you live?
You: I live in new zealand
Stranger: can't say i do can't say i don't
You: why?
You: :/
Stranger: actually, im in the "anti immigration party" of sweden
You: :o
You: so you don't like niggas
Stranger: no
You: you are cool
Stranger: yes
You: do you like jewish people?
Stranger: ive heard that it's legal to make moonshine in your country?
You: here you can do whatever you want
You: fuck the law man
Stranger: thats my motto
Stranger: what are you up to
You: I'm going to kill some koalas
You: for breakfast
Stranger: cool, could you give me some elephant eggs?
You: come on
You: here there's no elephant
You: I can't pick up their eggs
Stranger: ah sorry, thats in niggerland
You: fucking niggers
Stranger: yes, im a far distance relative to Adolf H
You: srsly?
You: I'm Adolf's biggest fan
Stranger: well not really but its my dream
You: would you like to kill some jews?
Stranger: would you
You: or niggerjews
You: why not?
Stranger: those are the bst
You: you know the game
You: is very funny
Stranger: yues

Y se ha desconectado

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: Brazil
Stranger: you?
You: im from mordor
You: just hunting for orcs
Stranger: what ?
You: don't you know where is Mordor?
Stranger: nope
You: you have to take the ribendel way
You: and past along tirits underground
You: walk along lots of mountains
You: and when you see a big eye
You: your are near of mordor
You: you know ?
Stranger: Lord of the rings ?
You: no
You: why did you think that?
Stranger: because of mordor
You: ok let's finish that
You: show me your tits
You: and say hello to FEDA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: ITS A TRAP!
Stranger: fuck you ackbar

me acabo de encontrar con un pavo de forocoches xd

acabo de tener una conversacion cojonuda de 3 horas con una americana bastante simpatica, y me esta contando los problemas de su adolescencia y ocurre lo siguiente:

Connection imploded.

owned

bueno, encantado de conocerla y tal jeje