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You: say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: HA HA
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#185 con esa gente le dais al feedback?
Pq como no vayan de coña ojala se les caiga el jabón en las duchas de la cárcel!
XDD
You: im forn spain
Stranger: ok
You: de winned of eurocpe
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: nice performance
Stranger: and a clearly one of the favourites for world cup now
You: your team is a holy shit
Stranger: theyre not that bad
Stranger: we'll qualify with ease at least
Stranger: and then i guess quarter final maybe
Stranger: depends who we get
You: we will see on world cup
You: them
Stranger: spain probably is a better side right now, i guess semi final at least
You: maybe we will be the winners
VIVA ESPAÑA
Stranger: WASUP
You: hi stranger
Stranger: Well from my point of view your the stanger
Stranger: LOL FUCKERZ
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Menudo locarro xDDD
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Stranger: IM GONNA DO IT!
You: what are u going to do?
Stranger: Dont try to stop me!
You: cos?
Stranger: I'LL FUCKING JUMP!
You: gosh
You: u will hurt
Stranger: Dont try that shit on me
Stranger: I wont step down
Stranger: I cant take it anymore
You: 
Stranger: its all your fault!
You: tell me whats ur problem pls
Stranger: How could you?
You: i was young and innocent
Stranger: Wasnt i enough for you?
Stranger: You even promised me that 3 inch wasnt too small
You: no es mi culpa tio, fue FEDA
Stranger: then you go and do something like that!
You: 3 inch?
You: is too small
Stranger: STOP IT!
Stranger: I dont need that right now!
Stranger: I... I...
Stranger: I... just need.... a hug
You: hug?
Stranger: HUG ME FOOL!
You:u are a faggot
Stranger: So are you darling
Stranger: I remember how you toyed with my cum
Stranger: rubbing it all over yourself
Stranger: BUT NOW ITS ALL GONE! WE CAN NEVER GO BACK
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You: are you a stranger?
Stranger: maby?
You: moby? great music producer
Stranger: nah he suck!
You: what's maby?
You: _
Stranger: u asked if i wore a stranger
Stranger: and i sad maby
Stranger: maby m not
You: ok, sounds fair
You: i'm not a stranger
Stranger: so who are u then
You: i'm Bono
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Stranger: You just wasted 5 seconds of your life.
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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Me ha hecho la trama.
You: i cant get no... satisfaction
You: turutut
You: i love rolling stones
Stranger: solo
You: yeah
You: do the solo !
Stranger: waa waa wa wawoo
Stranger: dii dii oo di do
You: yeaaaah you rock like Keith
xDDDDD esta lleno de colgados jajaj
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Stranger: hey stranger
You: hi
You: were are you from?
Stranger: brazil, u?
You: spain
Stranger: great!!
You: i have a friend who live in brazil
Stranger: wht state?
You: rio
Stranger: i live near
Stranger: sao paulo
You: beautiful gires there in brazil
Stranger: r u male? whtsa ur age?
Stranger: im 18, female.
You: male, 18
You: you?
Stranger: 18, female.
Stranger: wait just a sec. phone
Stranger: back
Stranger: r u there?
You: yes
Stranger: so
Stranger: is cold in spain??
You: i am bored
You: yah
You: we have good food
You: a goods partys
Stranger: here too.
Stranger: darling i gotta go to school now
You: here all nigths we go to the partys in pubs
Stranger: here in brazil pubs are house where we have girls who have sex for money...lol
You: here no
You: but. . . if you pay some drink, you can too have sex
Stranger: lol thts true
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- You: hi!
... Pausa de 10 segundos ... - You: lol fag
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- Stranger: hi im brenton and ima fag
- You: IMAH FIRIN' MAH LAZ0RRRRRR
- Stranger: ROAWRRRR
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Me duran 0,67 xDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: excuse me, can I reach my target by following this way?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: follow the crap
You: dammit, i was following that fucking white rabbit ><
Stranger: alice?
Stranger: is that you?
You: mom?
Stranger: yeah it's me
Stranger: i miss you so much
Stranger: 
You: yeah! yeah! I've always known I would find you >_<
You: mommyyyyy
Stranger: you're dad will be so happy
Stranger: i'm so proud of you
You: I have to tell you something...
You: i wouldn't so...
You: I mean...
Stranger: what?
Stranger: what? tell me?
Stranger: I love you you know
You: I'm... no longer virgin
Stranger: oh really?
You: ya really
Stranger: so... i'm proud of you
Stranger: :p
Stranger: you're like me as the same age
You: well mom, I'm going to work
You: some big black guys are waiting for me
You: yes, no pants
Stranger: ok
Stranger: see you later
You: bb ^^
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: your are stranger ?
You: ??
Stranger: of coursee, and u too
You: so ?
Stranger: so...
You: so!!!???
You: I am going to kill you damned buck !!!!!!!! stupid...
Stranger: SO ?!
You: how r u ?
You: good? ok bb
Stranger: fine, u?
Stranger: want a hamburger?
You: no thanks
Stranger: vegetarian?
You: and you want a cock?
Stranger: yes please
You: capture
You: CC========m=======D
Stranger: nah, too long
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tambien me encontrao un guiri to majo de EEUU jaja
Se la he sacado a un finlandés -> http://demi.fi/keskustelut/146785/http-omegle-com-10
g0 MV Warriors, buscar que no se rian de MV
You: hola
Stranger: stabs you in the eye with a fork
You: dodges
You: counter-attacks you with a butter knife
Stranger: awesome!
Stranger: saws your leg off with a beaver
You: takes out a chainsaw from pocket and cuts off both of your legs from the floor
Stranger: shit.
You: portable chainsaws are awesome
Stranger: grows legs back in 0.19 seconds
Stranger: a wild snorlax appears!
You: pokeball time
Stranger: kicks pokeball
Stranger: he shoots, he scores!
Stranger: the crowd goes wild!
You: calls megazord
Stranger: calls Lord Zed
Stranger: Zed rapes Megazord
You: with the power of the power rangers combined i blew of Lord Zed's head
Stranger: (his dickhead)
You: megazord has steel-anus
Stranger: Zed cums in your mouth!
Stranger: my favourite!
You: megazord uses cum as energy
You: now megazord is FULL POWER
You: launches ranger-misile V011-X which impacts on your balls
Stranger: shit
You: with lots of spikes may i add
Stranger: i die
Stranger: and get resurrected!
You: damn
Stranger: i am Zombie Lord Level 352!
You: i remember my youth at Nepal and turn into a cleric lvl 352
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: gives you a flying kick
You: damn flying kick zombies
You: does a barrell roll
You: cast repel the living-dead
You: throws 20 side dice
Stranger: shit.
Stranger: summons Bahamut
You: 16!! +lvl 352 bonus + improved repel the living-dead lvl 2 = 372
Stranger: Bahamut rapes you
You: i shit
You: on bahamuts penis
Stranger: he humps you
Stranger: and cums on your face
You: i cast energy shield lvl 7
You: cum gets back to bahamut
Stranger: you restor Bahamuts HP
You: damn cum fueled guys
Stranger: i win!
Stranger: final fantasy VII victory theme
