La época dorada del IRC

nerkaid

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O0din

diooooooooos pero como puede ser que haya gente asi? jajajajajaajajajajajajajajaja
este es el tipo de cosas que se echan en falta hoy en día

ChaRuu

#61 te falta una i

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tute07011988

La de mierda que le caería a cualquier user de haber sido #1...

Abriros un post con dibujitos ASCII

B

#1 menudas risas me he echado xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. Si tienes alguno más por el estilo ponlo porfa xD.

Aprovecho para preguntarte a qué se debe que tu nick sea azul...? xD. Pitufos everywhere!

nerkaid

#63 Thanks bro, estoy griposo :(

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Gnos1s

Jew iba conmigo en un clan que hicimos unos cuantos.

Era así de caradura xD.

Inis

el autor de la historia deberia enviarle ahora un paquete con harina al chaval que ya tendra sus 22 años a ver con que cara lo recibe xDDDDD

PD: me han dolido muchisimo los ojos leyendo semejantes catedraticos de la lengua española XD

J

Joder, los que jugamos al CS desde antaño recordamos este log sí o sí. Fue épico en su época y es épico ahora... xDD

angelorz

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Qué cosa más grande, por favor xD

juanak4

epic

Snorky

Lo estamos comentando por el irc precisamente, es de lo mejor que he leído en mucho tiempo xddd

Chichelo

Quien no conoce ese Log no ha jugado al CS!

AG

Espero que no salgan a la luz los logs de mv.admin de la misma época (2003, 2004), porque si no, pobre de mí xD

_MaFiaS_

#1 JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA

ostia como agradezco ese pedazo de log, te lo dice uno de la generación MV del 2002 y del CS del 2000.

_-Dereuda-_

Dios, a saber qué haría el pobre chaval xDDDDD

H

JAJAJAJAJAJA Que recuerdos, la primera vez que lo leí estuve riéndome 2 horas.

-YoNKo-

sublime

D

Cas1 me lo leo.

Solo he visto entre lineas algo de meterse rayas para jugar al cs

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PuNTo

#79 Casi llegas a internet a tiempo de vivir la mejor época. Si no te lo lees te estás perdiendo todo un clásico... es más ¿ para que opinas ?

LoBezNo

Que mítico.. como molaba el irc..

El puto messenger y el declive de los cibers mataron al hispano (no sé si por coincidencia temporal o por causa directa xD)

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<MoRo> Tio
<MoRo> tienes ban
<[0z4Ma]> dime
<MoRo> y te ponen
<MoRo> verde en mv
<[0z4Ma]> ya lo se
<MoRo> puff
<MoRo> y enzima feo
<[0z4Ma]> donde me ponen verde?
<MoRo> depresion no?
<[0z4Ma]> no
<[0z4Ma]> weno
<[0z4Ma]> enfin
<[0z4Ma]> abra ke hackear mV ke remedio
<[0z4Ma]> oye
<[0z4Ma]> TU PUTA MADRE
<[0z4Ma]> eres muy listo tu no payaso?
<MoRo> si
<[0z4Ma]> o payasa?
<MoRo> y tu muy feo
<MoRo>
<[0z4Ma]> o mejor dixo
<MoRo> ANORMAL
<[0z4Ma]> HIJO DE PUTA
<MoRo> JAJAJAJAJ
<[0z4Ma]> FEO TU PUTA MADRE
<[0z4Ma]> mas kisieras lameron
<[0z4Ma]> PONME TU FOTO AVER SI TIENES COJONES
<[0z4Ma]> HIJO DE PUTA
<[0z4Ma]> TE CREES KE ME IMPORTA?
<[0z4Ma]> MIRA SOPLAPOYAS
<MoRo> JAJAJAJAJ
<MoRo> FEOOOOOOOOO
<MoRo> JAJAJA
<[0z4Ma]> ME TIENES ASTA LA POYA
<[0z4Ma]> ME TIENES ASTA LA POYA
<[0z4Ma]> PAKETE DE MIERDA
<[0z4Ma]> MAS FEO ERES TU
<[0z4Ma]> HIJO DE PUTA
<[0z4Ma]> ALA
<[0z4Ma]> PONLO EN MV
<[0z4Ma]> CARAPOYA
<[0z4Ma]> TU P U T A M A D R E
<[0z4Ma]> OK?
<[0z4Ma]> PRA
<[0z4Ma]> K TE PILLO LA IP
<MoRo> eh si, que te pongas a vender limones ANORMAL
<[0z4Ma]> YA VERAS ALGO EXTRAÑO EN TU PC
<[0z4Ma]> YA VERAS ALGO
<[0z4Ma]> MMMM
<[0z4Ma]> VOY A EJECUTAR COMO 298 VIRUS EN TU PC
<[0z4Ma]> TE METO 2 PUÑALADAS Y LO FLIPAS GILIPOLLAS
<[0z4Ma]> ME IMPORTA MATARTE GILIPOLLAS
<[0z4Ma]> MENTIENDES?
<MoRo> JAJAJJAJA
<[0z4Ma]> NO SERA AL 1º KE LE CLAVO UNA NAVAJA

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hP

hacia mucho que no lo volvía leer :S xD

dasfeh

Este tambien es la polla xd (y muy mitico tambieN)

    bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    * bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
    <bitchchecker> why do you kick me
    <bitchchecker> can’t you discus normally
    <bitchchecker> answer!
    <Elch> we didn’t kick you
    <Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    <bitchchecker> what ping man
    <bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
    <bitchchecker> i even have dst
    <bitchchecker> you banned me
    <bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
    <HopperHunter|afk> LOL
    <HopperHunter|afk> shit you’re stupid, DST^^
    <bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
    <bitchchecker> for two weaks already
    <bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
    <Elch> You’re a real computer expert
    <bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
    <Elch> ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are ^^
    <bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you’re dead
    <Elch> Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1
    <Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
    <Elch> yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
    <bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
    <Elch> Now I’m frightened
    <bitchchecker> shut up you’ll be gone
    <bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
    <bitchchecker> say goodbye
    <Elch> to whom?
    <bitchchecker> to you man
    <bitchchecker> buy buy
    <Elch> I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
    * bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

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* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you’re so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

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* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What’s up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don’t know
<bitchchecker> i’m 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn’t know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you’re afraid
<bitchchecker> i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.

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<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can’t hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it’s easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom…
<Elch> i’ll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

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<bitchchecker> don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch
<Elch> that’s bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

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<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted….

Or isn’t it happening on my computer?

quote:

<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn’t meta say anything
<Elch> he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

quote:

<bitchchecker> elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i’m already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?

quote:

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias “bitchchecker”. We see that he has a “Ping timeout”. We haven’t seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.

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H_c4rL4_

buenísimo JAJAA

Ux1o

Siempre que leo este log me da una pena terrible el chaval.
Lo tuvo que pasar mal de cojones xD

Ninja-Killer

Ostia, pues no lo había leido jajajaajaja
Menudo trauma cogería el chaval xD

Khrixso

menuo tontopan...

B

mirc+noname@quakenet=win

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