Y digo Segunda porque jamas nadie podra alcanzar a Oz4m4.
Los mas viejos del lugar quizas recordaran a Eepxio, el guiri que amenazo a todo el imperio de "Media-Vidians" peculiar por su gran dominio del ingles antiguo...
Fue hace mas de dos años y aqui teneis pruebas de lo sucedido:
www.media-vida.net/vertema.php?fid=4&tid=71155
www.media-vida.net/vertema.php?fid=4&tid=75227
Bien tras casi dos años de ausencia, ayer en madrugada me encontre con este query:
Session Start: Tue Jun 27 00:35:12 2006
Session Ident: Eepxio
Session Ident: Eepxio ([email protected])
<Eepxio> Thou may not remember me, but more than two years ago thy Chieftains and mine fought a dreadful battle, which drew to a lull. The Valar are returned. I demand that thou report this to thy Chieftains, for the Great Battle draws nigh. Make haste, thou wearisome imp!
yeah cuenta con mi hacha
<Eepxio> What didst thou utter? Where art thou Chieftains?
yes i do
<Eepxio> Where art they? I am the Herald of the Mighty Valar
I have a big PEINE for U
<Eepxio> I can not understand thy uncouth tongue, but thy Media-Vidian Chieftains must have this message of Doom from the Mighty Valar
What can i do?
<Eepxio> Thou must make for thy Chieftains' stronghold
<Eepxio> and tell them what I have saith
Do you know Letto?
<Eepxio> Is he one of thy chieftains?
yes
He tell me that the battles is coomin soon
<Eepxio> Yes, I remember
<Eepxio> He is a stout captain
<Eepxio> who fought well
<Eepxio> he routed one of our companies
<Eepxio> but now, the Valar are arisen in their Wrath
<Eepxio> naught shall avail!
Mierda, estamos perdidos... :_
<Eepxio> Nay, no spade for ye, there shall be no tomb-digging
<Eepxio> This is more dreadful than Death
<Eepxio> 'Tis the Wrath of the Valar
Can I helP?
<Eepxio> Aye, go fetch thy chieftains
Y esto hoy por la mañana:
Session Close: Tue Jun 27 03:58:41 2006
Session Start: Tue Jun 27 17:10:56 2006
Session Ident: Eepxio
Session Ident: Eepxio ([email protected])
<Eepxio> Greetings, ye minor warrior. Thou must tell thy chieftain Letto that, albeit he is a skillful and mighty warrior, that shall not avail against the Valar. For a power greater than that of the Mighty Valar has determined what the Fate of this Age and of Media-Vida shall be. I want a prompt answer: will they fight and oppose the Valar? None can withstand the Lord Manwe, let alone a Fate beyond their own powers.
Rad that
<Eepxio> a what? Explain thyself
El imperio de Media-Vida, jamas sera derrocado de las manos de los infieles, tenemos en nuestro poder las peores armas que jamas nadie en las sombrias llanuras de esta era pudo imaginar
Tenemos el apoyo de Tigretin
<Eepxio> Use not thy uncouth primitive language, ye imp
<Eepxio> begone and bring forth an answer from thy Master
You do not represent Manwe, as he is a kind and compassionate ruler. So be gone now, insect
<Eepxio> Face not the Wrath of the Valar
<Eepxio> and no minor minion shall hinder my task
Como aun no domino bien el ingles de la tierra media, pues como que supongo que me habra hecho un owned bastisimo. :__
Desde aqui hago un llamamiento a la calma.
CORRED INSENSATOS.
Cual sera el plan diabolico de este friki?? Si alguien domina ingles antiguo que nos lo explique xD
