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***Gracias mamá, por enseñarme tantas cosas en la vida.****

***Mi madre me enseñó a APRECIAR UN TRABAJO BIEN HECHO:

"Si os vais a matar, hacedlo fuera. Acabo de terminar de limpiar!"

***Mi madre me enseño RELIGIÓN:

"Mejor reza para que ésta mancha salga de la alfombra."

***Mi madre me enseñó LÓGICA:

"¡¡¡¡Porque yo lo digo, por eso... y punto!!!!"

***Mi madre me enseñó PREDICCIONES:

"Asegúrate que estas usando ropa interior limpia y entera, en caso
que tengas un accidente."

***Mi madre me enseñó IRONIA:

"Sigue llorando y yo te voy a dar una razón verdadera para que
llores."

***Mi madre me enseñó a ser AHORRATIVO

"¡¡¡Guarda las lágrimas para cuando yo muera!!!"

***Mi madre me enseñó OSMOSIS:

"¡¡¡¡¡Cierra la boca y come !!!!!"

***Mi madre me enseñó CONTORSIONISMO:

"Mira la suciedad que tienes en la nuca, fíjate"

***Mi madre me enseñó FUERZA Y VOLUNTAD:

"Te vas a quedar sentado hasta que te comas todo."

***Mi madre me enseñó METEOROLOGIA:

"Parece que un huracán paso por tu cuarto."

***Mi madre me enseñó HIPOCRESIA:

"¡¡Te he dicho un millon de veces que no seas exagerado!!"

***Mi madre me enseñó EL CICLO DE LA VIDA:

"Te traje a este mundo, y te puedo sacar de él."

***Mi madre me enseñó MODIFICACIÓN DE PATRONES DEL COMPORTAMIENTO:

"¡¡¡¡¡Deja de actuar como tu padre!!!!!"

***Mi madre me enseñó ENVIDIA:

"¡Hay millones de niños menos afortunados en este mundo que no
tienen una mamá tan maravillosa como la tuya!"

***Mi madre me enseñó habilidades de VENTRILOQUIA:

"No rezongues, cállate y contestame: ¿Por qué lo hiciste?"

***Mi madre me enseñó técnicas de ODONTOLOGIA:

"¡¡¡Me vuelves a contestar y te estampo los dientes en la pared!!!"

***Mi madre me enseñó RECTITUD:

"¡¡¡Te voy a enderezar de un sólo ch&%#!!!"".

GRACIAS MAMÁ
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