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Ya que muchos me pediais que os hiciera una config a ki teneis una, para que os calleis ya. jajjajaja xd.
PARA MI ROSITA:
¿Sabes lo que es llorar por amor? ¿Lo que es levantarse cada mañana con la ilusión de tu dulzura? ¿Sabes que mi mundo te rodea y que mis pensamientos te pertenecen? ¿Sabes que te amo y sólo quiero abrazarte para llorar contigo de felicidad?
No podría olvidarte porque tus ojos son mis ojos y tus labios mi placer, no podría, no podría mas que seguir amándote, y seguir en ti, seguir en mi, y esperarte ....
Sólo es un suspiro, un abrazo, una sonrisa, una mirada, un beso, una caricia, un susurro de placer, un silencio, una lágrima de emoción, un sueño... un amor... tú.
Rosa; eres el oxigeno de mi vida , mi unica razon y esperanza por lo que hace tiempo no le dije a dios a esta vida.
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TE QUIERO
TE AMO ROSA
Yo no sabía ni entendía
lo que significaba el amor
hasta que me sentí flechado
por el amor en mi corazón
Ese día cuando te vi
yo me senti enamorado de ti
y en mi mente te quedaste
en mi corazón te clavaste
Solo pienso en poder
besar tus labios
y decirte lo mucho
que yo te amo
y que te necesito
a mi lado
para ser feliz
Eres el amor de mis sueños
la única que robo mi corazón
de la nada te amo
pero ahora que sé
mis sentimientos
no dejaré de amarte
Eres diferente a lo que conocí
solo quiero poder mirar tus ojos
y decirte que tú para mi eres todo
y que te espero, te quiero y te adoro
Eres encantadora y de tu ser
yo me enamoré más y más
te amo así vida mía
te amo de verdad
de corazón y con él corazón
yo te amaré para siempre
De mi corazón para tu corazón....
ALGUNOS CHISTES:
¿En qué se parece un doberman y una esposa?
En que se levantan ladrando, te gruñen todo el día y en la noche te desconocen.
¿En qué se parece un hombre que se tira del décimo piso y uno que se tira de un primer piso?
El del décimo piso dice: ¡AAAAaaaahhhh, PUM!
Y el del primer piso dice: ¡PUM, AAAAAAaaaaahhhh!
En qué se parece un tren que viaja por el viejo oeste a una silla?
Pues que el tren pasa por Kansas City, y la silla es por City Kansas.
¿En qué se parece un amigo a un encendedor?
En que siempre fallan cuando más se les necesita.
Había un bebe gateando, y de pronto se encontró con una hormiga, y el bebe le pregunta: ¿Hormiguita a dónde vas?
La hormiguita le contesta:
A mi casa.
Y el bebe la aplasta y dice:
¡Ibas!
El jefe ordena a su secretaria escribir una nota, citando a reunión con todo el personal, para el próximo viernes. La secretaria no muy experta en ortografía, pregunta a su jefe:
¿Cómo se escribe viernes, con v o b?
El jefe responde:
¡Cambie la reunión para el lunes!
MI PC:
Especificaciones:
- Procesador Intel Pentium 4 3.06 GHz (800 MHz) Prescott (1MB Caché)
- Memoria 1024 Mb DDR (400 MHz).
- Placa MSI PT8-NEO
- Disco duro 120 Gb SATA 7.200 rpm SEAGATE.
- VGA GeForce FX 5700 256Mb DDR TV-Out + DVI.
- Tarjeta de sonido Sound Blaster compatible integrada.
- DVD+/-RW DUAL 8X Doble Capa (negro) LG.
- Dispositivo entrada Multilector de tarjetas
- Módem-Fax Modem-Fax Interno 56K: PCI 56 Kbps.
- Tarjeta de red 10/100 (RJ45) integrada.
- KIT ADL inalámbrico negro.
- Altavoces ADL Speakers 2.0.
- Disquetera.
- Pantalla tft
- Altavoces 5.1
Padre nuestro que estas en Internet,
santificado sea tu nick,
venga a nosotros tus servers,
hagase tu servidor aqui en el IRC Como En La Web ,
Danos hoy el Op de cada dia
y perdona a los nukeadores como tambien nosotros
perdonamos a los que nos nukean,
no nos dejes caer en Split
y libranos de todo Virus,
Amen..
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