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PaDRe CouNTeR K eSTaS eN eL SeRVeR, SaNTiFiCaDo Sea Tu fRaG,
VeNGa a NoSoTRoS TuS fPS, HaGaSe Tu HeaDsHoT TaNTo De CouNTeR
CoMo De TeRRoR. DaNoS HoY La AK De CaDa Dia Y PeRDoNa a LoS
LaMMeRS CoMo TaMBieN NoSoTRoS PeRDoNaMoS a LoS TeamKiLleRS,
No NoS DeJeS CaeR eN TiMe OuT Y LiBRaNoS De ToD0 ADMiN Cabr0n, aMeN...
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-y a dormir
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-con un talego en la nariz!!
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₪ Suspendes un examen e intentas hacer retry
₪ Jugueteas a tirarte desde el decimo piso, total, te quita 30 o 40 de vida
₪ Jugando al futbol haceis una ronda a cuchillo para ver quien saca o elige campo
₪ Ves al cartero entrar a tu bloque y gritas nervioso "VIENEN POR BASE!!!".
₪ Te cuentan un chiste y sueltas "lol" o en su defecto "lolazo".
₪ Cuando vas a tener un orgasmo sueltas "Get out of here its gonna blow!!!".
₪ En los examenes de selectividad escribes tu nick.
₪ No sales con los colegas por que estas "de eco round".
₪ Oyes algo de Pavarotti y te da el mono de jugar cs_italy
₪ Insistes en hacer un timeleft en medio de clase. -
- Compruebas horrorizado que te responde: ** No time limit **.
₪ Ves un señor en la parada de autobus e instintivamente intentas hacer un admin_vote_kick por camper -
₪ Le pones emocion a tus visitas al WC, soltando un rotundo "BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED
₪ Empiezas a creer que las cosas se recojen pasando por encima de ellas
₪ En la discoteca tiras flashbang para tocar el culo a las pavas
₪ Cuando invitas a tus amigos compras las cosas y se las tiras al suelo. -
₪ Ves a uno que no falla con la escopetilla de feria y le pides la config
₪ En tu curriculum figuran todos los clanes por los que has pasado
₪ Tienes la costumbre de tirar a canasta gritando "fire in the hole!".
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₪ PARA MMMM......
- PaRa LoS TeRRoRiSTaS... PaRa LoS aNTiTeRRoRiSTaS... PaRa LoS Ke CaMPeaN... PaRa LoS Ke aSaLTaN ... PaRa LoS PReCaViDoS... PaRa LoS Ke RuSHeaN... PaRa LoS HeRoeS... PaRa LoS ViLLaNoS... PaRa LoS PRo... PaRa LoS ReTRy'S... PaRa LoS PLayeRS... PaRa LoS SNiPeRS...PaRa LoS PiSToLeRoS... PaRa LoS GRaNaDeRoS... PaRa LoS RaFaGueaDoReS... PaRa LoS PuLSaDoReS... PaRa LoS Ke PLaNTaN... PaRa LoS Ke DeFuSeaN... PaRa LoS Ke VueLaN... PaRa LoS CHeToS... PaRa LoS DeFauLT... PaRa LoS Ke LaNZaN GRaNaDaS... PaRa LoS Ke Se LaS TRaGaN... PaRa LoS Ke FLaSHeaN... PaRa LoS Ke Se CieGaN... PaRa LoS Ke SMoKeaN... PaRa LoS Ke TieNeN LaG... PaRa LoS eCoDoReS... PaRa LoS iMPuLSiVoS... PaRa LoS PoTReRoS... PaRa LoS HeaDoReS... PaRa LoS LaMMeRS... PaRa LoS CoNFiGeRoS... PaRa LoS BiNDaDoReS... PaRa LoS Ke TieNeN KLaN... PaRa LoS Ke BuSKaN... PaRa LoS TeaMKiLLeRS... PaRa LoS Ke ReCaRGaN... PaRa LoS Ke VaN a KuCHiLLo...
PaRa MI... PaRa ELLOS ... PaRa ELLAS... PaRa TODOS. oNLy CouNTeR-STRiKe !.
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