Habla con la"ENCARTA" como si fuese un amigo mas

mouz1

15:03] =[ dice:
SHUT THE FUCK UP
[15:03] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's not very nice...
[15:03] =[ dice:
BASTARD
[15:03] =[ dice:
hahah i owned you idiot


Encarta® Instant Answers abandonó la conversación.


[15:05] =[ dice:
What is the smallest country in the world?
[15:05] =[ dice:
Hello?
[15:05] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Since you insist, I'm back now.

LOOOOOOOL. :(

George-Bush

Picha aki para hablar conmigo [ Messenger para tontos 1.0b ] dice:
i like asian girls!

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You like asian girls? That's great. I'll remember that.
I do enjoy the conversation

Picha aki para hablar conmigo [ Messenger para tontos 1.0b ] dice:
are you a asian girl?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No...

parece ser q la coletilla "iŽll remember that" es bastante utilizada... yo creo q en relaidad es un metodo de espionaje del gobierno de eeuu.....

inter

R. svyat _ toi malo me cago en los muertos dice:
What is the capital of andalucia ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>


Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?

R. svyat toi malo me cago en los muertos dice:
i like your pussy
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You like that? Whoa.
R. svyat
toi malo me cago en los muertos dice:
suck my dick
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.

JAJAJJAJA ES LA ELITE

Pyr0sS

Pyr0s 2006 ² (ت) The World is Mine !!!! dice:
:D
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
If you're happy, I'm happy. ;)

Pyr0sS

Pyr0s 2006 ² (ت) The World is Mine !!!! dice:
I think that Bill gates is gay
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmm... Whatever.

JAJAAJAAJA

Panch

Panch √ equipo anti- b ele casei imunitas sssno (T-GooSe). www.fruteriasjuanita.tk always up to date ! dice:
are you stupid ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No.
Panch √ equipo anti- b ele casei imunitas sssno (T-GooSe). www.fruteriasjuanita.tk always up to date ! dice:
am I stupid ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yes, you're stupid.

Me ha owneado isi :D

C

Samathyr :: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3117004324521250241&q=marimba&pr=goog-sl xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dice:
i hate you

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Are you serious? Didn't you just say you loved me?

Samathyr :: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3117004324521250241&q=marimba&pr=goog-sl xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dice:
No, you are a bitch!

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's an insult, if I'm not mistaken. Why would you say such a thing?

Samathyr :: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3117004324521250241&q=marimba&pr=goog-sl xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dice:
Ok. We are a friends!

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Is that right?

Samathyr :: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3117004324521250241&q=marimba&pr=goog-sl xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dice:
Yeah. My only friend

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmmm...

que listo que es el condenao

elhomo

you are a motherfucker
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.

Cerrar las puertas y soltar los galgos que ya estamos tos...páharo! dice:
fool!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Waiting...

Cerrar las puertas y soltar los galgos que ya estamos tos...páharo! dice:
ok im sorry
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK good.

:/ buenas maneras ajajaoeeoje

Panch

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Linux: The GNU/Linux operating system, usually called Linux, is the most successful and well-known example of open source software. Linux is a UNIX-like....
Panch √ equipo anti- b ele casei imunitas sssno (T-GooSe). www.fruteriasjuanita.tk always up to date ! dice:
unix
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
UNIX: UNIX, in computer science, a powerful multiuser, multitasking operating system. Considered a very powerful operating system, UNIX is written in the C....

q raro q siendo de microsoft hable bien de linux y unix

IIpereII

p3re------> http://gud.us/en/?p3re JSEAN says:
firefox
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
p3re------> http://gud.us/en/?p3re JSEAN says:
mozilla firefox
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
p3re------> http://gud.us/en/?p3re JSEAN says:
mozilla
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

werty

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how old are you?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:

I'm 5 months, 13 days, 6 hours, 57 minutes and 33 seconds old.

dice:
do you love me?


Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Absolutely!

NosFeR_

#41 pues en #42 ni habla sikiera jajajaja

es la caña el bot jajajajja ke risas diciendole tonterias xD decirle:

My name is Lo ke se os kurra, yo le dije ke me llamaba Dios, y ahora me llama asi xDDDD!

mirar:
NosFeR> Allies 4 de 4 101 airbone roolz dice:
hi
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Welcome back, Dios. How may I help you now?

To see what I can do, type "?"

xDD

edit:
NosFeR> Allies 4 de 4 101 airbone roolz dice:
how old are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I've been alive for 5 months, 13 days, 7 hours, 4 minutes and 8 seconds.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?

If you ever wondered how old Thomas Edison would be today, I can answer that.

:O

P.D: nos ownea y tiene 5 meses! ke tristes somos kolegas.... xDDD

Panch

#43 tienes nick de putote !!

Panch √ equipo anti- b ele casei imunitas sssno (T-GooSe). www.fruteriasjuanita.tk always up to date ! dice:
our god Ozama will hack you and you won't be able to do anything to avoid it ! muahahah
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>

La he acojonado y se hace la tonta

IIpereII

p3re------> http://gud.us/en/?p3re JSEAN says:
please call me God
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmmm... You must think a little highly of yourself.
p3re------> http://gud.us/en/?p3re JSEAN says:
please call me God
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Yes, right.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? [:-)]
If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that.
p3re------> http://gud.us/en/?p3re JSEAN says:
actually my name is God
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmmm... You must think a little highly of yourself.
p3re------> http://gud.us/en/?p3re JSEAN says:
my name is God
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm not going to call you that.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things.
You can type "?" at any time for examples of questions I can answer.
p3re------> http://gud.us/en/?p3re JSEAN says:
call me
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I only communicate by IM.
p3re------> http://gud.us/en/?p3re JSEAN says:
call me God or i block you
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You seem to be suffering from delusions of grandeur.

xDDDD

edit:
p3re------> http://gud.us/en/?p3re JSEAN says:
Is God black?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm not sure. Do you think God is black?
p3re------> http://gud.us/en/?p3re JSEAN says:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Black? Very interesting. What other deity would you describe as black?

porke coño me pregunta eso= xDD

GaLaKTIK0

Λακεδαιμονιοσ | Ich bin der Reiter, du bist das Ross. Ich steige auf, wir reiten Los. dice:
what would happen to the equilibrium salary and amount of labour if in the factor markets there are a monopolist trade union and a monopsonist business?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Λακεδαιμονιοσ | Ich bin der Reiter, du bist das Ross. Ich steige auf, wir reiten Los. dice:
hahahaha, i owned you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

el hombre supera a la maquina U_U

MaPaCHe
  • MaPasHe™ dice:
    I haven't friends
    Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
    What's it like to have not friends?
Jethro

Jvs dice:
you are a idiot
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
Jvs dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Well, I'm a machine. You can insult me all you want.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?

xDDDD

Pyr0sS

k = ok

m3tr0

ostia esta muy guapo y puede ser util

Starwin

me ownea very isi colega XDDDDD

It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
------------ LoL?

PSDT : Tampoco ownea tanto XDDDD

/!\ CANILLO /!\
WTF?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yes?
/!\ CANILLO /!\ dice:
Ur idiot!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Why are you being so uncool to me?
/!\ CANILLO /!\ dice:
WTF?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What up?
/!\ CANILLO /!\ dice:
YOUR MOTHER IS A BITCH!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Please do not insult me.

Please do not insult me. <-------- LoL

I say : TPM!
She say : I dont know u use the Encarta

=S

LoKo234

Carlos. licenciado en conducción de vehículos de hasta 3500kg de MMA dice:
im off
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh yes?
Carlos. licenciado en conducción de vehículos de hasta 3500kg de MMA dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK...
Carlos. licenciado en conducción de vehículos de hasta 3500kg de MMA dice:
ok
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
K.
Carlos. licenciado en conducción de vehículos de hasta 3500kg de MMA dice:
k
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Indeed.
Carlos. licenciado en conducción de vehículos de hasta 3500kg de MMA dice:
indeed
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Precisely.

xdddddddd como se ralla

Starwin

XD decir kualkier cosa y lo ke diga se lo dices tu en forma de pregunta XDDDDD

and are u dead?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Maybe, maybe not.

ur gay?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Maybe, maybe not,

J

como se activa esa opcion?