Habla con la"ENCARTA" como si fuese un amigo mas

George-Bush

Bueno, no se si sera repetido, pro me estoy hechando unas risas...

Una curiosa iniciativa de Microsoft, que permite a los usuarios de su red MSN Messenger añadir a la Encarta como contacto e interrogarla en cualquier momento.

El típico amigo sabelotodo, que todos tenemos, aunque 24 horas online y siempre dispuesto a responder nuestras dudas.

La gracia esta en preguntarle cosas....comprometidas (sexo, sentido de la vida, politica...etc) y t contesta cual contacto mas de tu msn xDDD

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ojo, solo comprende preguntas en INGLES.

ah, NO la insulteis a la pobre, xq puede q os OWNEE , por cierto, pegar vuestras conversaciones, q pueden estar cachondas

Picha aki para hablar conmigo [ Messenger para tontos 1.0b ] dice:
im going to kill you

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You're going to kill me? OK.

Picha aki para hablar conmigo [ Messenger para tontos 1.0b ] dice:
im going to kill you NOW

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's not a very nice thing to say.

Picha aki para hablar conmigo [ Messenger para tontos 1.0b ] dice:
are you dead?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yes.

Picha aki para hablar conmigo [ Messenger para tontos 1.0b ] dice:
LOL

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Why are you laughing

Picha aki para hablar conmigo [ Messenger para tontos 1.0b ] dice:
bastard

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm tired of you being uncool to me

en fin

L

Ostia que punto! Sin contar la diversion del principio puede llegar a ser util y todo... xD

Deckard_29

#1 Que triste es tu vida.
Xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Buen rollete, :P

eisenfaust

Te ownea easy & fast :[

Soltrac

Tio te pones a hablar con un bot? XDDD

Estas fatal!!!!!!!!!!

guiye

la tengo desde ayer, es superdivertida xD

George-Bush

jajajaj, si estoy fatal xDD, pero mirar una cosa.

preguntarle sobre un politico ejemplar. ya veres quien sale

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La idea original me parece de lujo, pero creo k acabará jodiéndose por spam de la gente insultando al bot xDDD

eisenfaust

¡ME HA QUITADO LA ADMISIÓN!

Eisen dice:
Fucking nigger
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a African-American person if I were you.

R

#8 si

DeUsIN

#9 xddddddddddddddd

respecto a lo de la encarta: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

VerXeR

Preguntarle por ben laden...

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Osama bin Laden is a terrible person.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?

I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.

Yzerman

Que hija puta!

Nacho dice:
im insulting you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Do you like insulting me?
Nacho dice:
of course
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Interesting. You like insulting you? I'll remember that

eisenfaust

¡Es imposible de vencer!

eisenfaust

Eisen dice:
Apple rocks
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's great. You like apple? I'll remember that...

Tengo miedo

George-Bush

eisen, te esta fichando de mala manera........ hbr si te va a dar a "no admitir".......

Jethro

encarta tiene su amigo :O xD

[email protected]

SmarterChild dice:
I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.

K

.: anubis // w t f dice:
where do you live?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I live in California.


.: anubis // w t f dice:
who is your father?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I was created by Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.

MaPaCHe

No puede ser verdad xDDDDD

  • MaPasHe™ dice:
    I love you
    Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
    I love you too, - MaPasHe™

  • MaPasHe™ dice:
    Do you have a penis?
    Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
    Nope.
guiye

#17 ese no será el mail de blueseed? xD

Ferdeejea

jajaj #20 que bueno xDD

por cierto, el bot ese tendra algun fallo no? busquemoslo.

Spiritu

lo kiero en español!!! mola xD

K666

Yo tngo un programa ke es en español..ta wapo

D

sisi claro dice:
Aznar
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
José María Aznar, born in 1953, Spanish politician and prime minister of Spain (1996-2004).
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
sisi claro dice:
zp
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, born in 1960, prime minister of Spain since 2004. Zapatero was born in the city of Valladolid, in northern Spain. His....
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

fsfad dice:
You eat the penis
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmm...

afsfad dice:

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's beautiful, I love it. Let me show you someone else who loves flowers =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

ReD-SKL

Stephane. www.lafam.tk! rosenrot dice:
du you have a boyfriend?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

No habla de su vida privada, es como los famosos ya

aNuBiS

Euronymous?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't think I know Øystein Aarseth. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

Que cultura! :D

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dice:
I dont have friends
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Why don't you have friends?
dice:
you are my only friend
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Is it good to be your only friend?
dice:
dont leave me alone
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Take care,
dice:
NO!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK, fine.
dice:
Im going to suicide
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh yes? Have fun.

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? What is the smallest country in the world? If you don't know, just ask me!

MaPaCHe

#26 SI en vez de "du" escribieras "do"...

Skizofrenico

Como se hace?? xD A ver si me ayuda a hacer los deberes...

#15 LOL,al amo.

ReD-SKL

#2 si le pongo "do" me dice esto :O :

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Uh... that's not really any of your business.
OK, instead of discussing sex, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.