Thread to practise english

AG

overking, You should play CSM for a living. There is no better future in store for you :D.

overking

for yo?

maRc

Hello, my taylor is rich.

LoKo234

#141 i dont think ure ready to do cpe with just 5th year of eoi. ppl say its even easier than advanced, and afaik proficiency is far more difficult than advanced.

erdanblo

What word do you think isn't?

"The internet is something that people, specially ................, are using more and more, an this is...".

  • Say who uses the internet most
BeNiTiN

#155 teenagers?

edit: #150 xD hahahahhahhahahhah ( <- English laugh )

overking

#155 freaks?

Comprad0r

Oh My Good :O Big Boobs :O

BeNiTiN

boobs?, where?

r0rZ

#154 not at all... i've studied 5th EOI with proficiency books... and it was supposed i was ready for that (ready if i had kept on studying a bit more then, but actually i've been 3 years with no practice of gramma)

The internet is for porn

erdanblo

#157 I thought same xDDD one hour ago

K

Writting in english anyone learn it.

I can't speak english very well because i haven't got idea xDDDD

olablair

I'm going to copy a poem of Charles Bukowski, I have it on(at, in? I never know when I must use any of them xD) my profile.

How to be a good writer

you've got to fuck a great many women
beautiful women
and write a few decent love poems.

and don't worry about age
and/or freshly-arrived talents.

just drink more beer
more and more beer

and attend the racetrack at least once a

week

and win
if possible

learning to win is hard -
any slob can be a good loser.

and don't forget your Brahms
and your Bach and your
beer.

don't overexercise.

sleep until moon.

avoid paying credit cards
or paying for anything on
time.

remember that there isn't a piece of ass
in this world over $50
(in 1977).

and if you have the ability to love
love yourself first
but always be aware of the possibility of
total defeat
whether the reason for that defeat
seems right or wrong -

an early taste of death is not necessarily
a bad thing.

stay out of churches and bars and museums,
and like the spider be
patient -
time is everybody's cross,
plus
exile
defeat
treachery

all that dross.

stay with the beer.

beer is continuous blood.

a continuous lover.

get a large typewriter
and as the footsteps go up and down
outside your window

hit that thing
hit it hard

make it a heavyweight fight

make it the bull when he first charges in

and remember the old dogs
who fought so well:
Hemingway, Celine, Dostoievsky, Hamsun.

If you think they didn't go crazy
in tiny rooms
just like you're doing now

without women
without food
without hope

then you're not ready.

drink more beer.
there's time.
and if there's not
that's all right
too.

AG

For those who plan to face the Certificate iof Proficiency in English, you should know that the most difficult parts are: the use of English and the Speaking test. The use of English is the hardest part mainly due to exercices like "make up the correct word by using this one" (e.g.: My -bring- has encouraged me to be always optimistic ---> in this case, you must use UPBRINGING) and they use to be a 25% of the final exam mark. And I don't find necessary to explain why the Speaking test is that difficult if you use to carry out orals. You must to be aware of the fact that the examiner will make you talk about the most wicked subject that he thinks of in such that moment, so grasp your guts and breathe deeply.

abichuela

#158 You are sick my friend... Do you canŽt think another things? Like toons... Mickey Mouse... my cousins...

Hi all!

n1x3r

EDITED:

Cafré
Ghetto person (thing)

Hijo de la gran puta
Son of a great whore

Marica
Gay

Vaya al infierno
Go to hell

No sirves para nada
You are good for nothing

Chúpemela
Suck me

Chupe mantequilla de mi culo
Suck butter from my ass

Chupe leche del pene
Suck milk from my penis

Mierda
Shit

Mierda Pequeña
Little Shit

Se cagó en los pantalones
He crapped in his pants

Cierra el pico
Shut your mouth

Me Cago en tu leche
I shit in your milk

Hijo de mil putas
Son of thousand bitches

Vete al infierno
Go to hell

Asqueroso
Revolting

Tu puta madre me la chupa
Your whore mother sucks me

Vete al diablo!
Go to the devil! (Go to hell)

Vaya mierda
Go shit

Coño
Cunt (male)

idiota
idiot

Tonto
Foolish

Cabeza de mierda
Shithead (lit. Head of crap)

Imbécil
Imbecile

Esta vida es un asco
Life's a bitch

Jodete
Fuck you

Maldito sea
Damnit

Cara de culo
Ass face

Come Mierda
Eats shit (worthless person)

Joda a su madre
Fuck your mother

Cantamañanas
Asshole

Voy a comer el coño de tu madre
I'm going to eat your mom's pussy

Me cago en tu puta madre
I shit in your whore mother

Come mierda
Shit-eater (A stupid person)

Chupame la verga, prostituta
Suck my cock, whore

Metete el pito por los oidos
Put your dick in your ears

No vales nada cabrona
You're not worth shit bitch

Cabeza de güevo
Dickhead

Chupaverga
Cock sucker

Maldita puta
Fucking bitch

Lameculo
Ass-kisser

Vete a la mierda
Fuck off (lit. go take a shit)

Maricon triste
Poor slob

Eres muy feo
You're very ugly

Chupa mis grandes huevos
Suck my big balls

Chupa mi chocho
Suck on my pussy

Chupa mi polla
Suck my dick

Chupame los huevos
Suck my balls

Cara De mierda
Shit Face

Agilipollao
Stupid, fool

Almeja
Cunt (lit. clam)

Asqueroso
Disgusting person, asshole

Beso negro
Rimming (lit. Black kiss)

Cagada
Shit

Vete al carajo
Go to hell!

Que carajo quieres?
What the fuck do you want?

Caray!
Damn it!, Oh, Shit!

Casquete
To have a fuck

Cipote
Penis

Cojones
Balls, testicles

Coño
Cunt

Culo
Ass

Cutre
Idiot, jerk

Encular
To fuck anally

Follar
To fuck

Gilipollas
Dumb ass, idiot

Hacer una cubana
A titty fuck

Hijo de puta
Son of a bitch

Joder
To fuck

Mamar
To suck

Mierda
Shit!

Pringao
Low life

Mocoso
Brat

Baboso
Stupid, slug

Dios! Vas a callarte?
God! Will you shut up?

Vete al la mierda
Eat shit (lit. go to your shit)

Bruja
Whore (lit. witch)

me importa dos cojones
I don't give a damn

No me jodas!
Don't bother me!

Caballo
Heroin

Afeminado
Faggot, homosexual

Jamon/ona
Fatso, fat

Mariposa
Gay (lit: butterfly

Besa mi culo
Kiss my ass

Cuando monos vuelven de mi culo
When monkeys fly out of my ass

Cara de pito
Dick face

Cagada
Shit

Mierda
Shit

Las bolas
Balls, testicles

Las pelotas
Balls, testicles

Cabrón
Bastard, Son-of-a-bitch

Malparido
Bastard, Son-of-a-bitch

Malnacido
Bastard, Son-of-a-bitch

Un chi-chi cabrón
Bastard, Son-of-a-bitch

Cabrona
Bastard (female)

Hijo de puta
Son-of-a-bitch

Tetas
Breasts

Chichis
Breasts

El busto
Breasts

Almeja
Cunt, pussy

Toto
Cunt, pussy

La cosita
Cunt, pussy (lit. The small thing)

Verga
Penis, dick, cock

Pito
Penis, dick, cock

El falo
Penis, dick, cock

Pene
Penis, dick, cock

Picha
Penis, dick, cock

Polla
Penis, dick, cock

El rabo
Penis, dick, cock (lit. tail)

Chulo
Pimp

Alcahuete
Pimp

Las tetas
Tits

Los melones
Tits

Las mamas
Tits

Los globos
Tits

Puta
Whore

Una ramería
Whorehouse

Una casa de putas
Whorehouse

Pendejo
Jerk, fool, dumbass

El pajero
Jerk, dumbass (lit. one who masturbates)

Maricón
Faggot, gay

Lesbiana
Lesbian, dyke

La tortillera
Lesbian, dyke

Una perra
Bitch

Perra
Bitch

Una puta
Bitch

Malparida
Asshole

Pendeja
Asshole

Huevón / Huevona
Asshole

Culo
Ass

Roto
Ass (lit. crack)

Zorra
Slut

Joder
To fuck

Follar
To fuck

Mojar
To fuck (lit. to dip)

A noche me folle a tu madre por el ano
Last night I fucked you mother in the anus

Los cojones
Balls, testicles

Vete a la mierda
Go to the shit (fuck off)

Capullo
Twit

Maricon
Queer

Gilipollas
Dickhead, wanker

Mariquita / marica
Queer

Un burro sabe mas que tu
A donkey knows more than you

Me cago en la leche de tu madre
I come in your mother's milk.

Por que no, come mi mierda!
Why don't you eat my shit!

Capullo
Asshole, idiot. (lit. bud; Fig: the head of the penis)

A tu mama le gusta coger y chupar mi verga a la misma vez
Your mom likes to masturbate and suck my dick at the same time.

Me parece que la vena de la lengua pasa por tu culo porque hablas mucha mierda!
It seems to me that the vein of your tongue goes through your ass because you speak so much shit!

Me cago en las tetas de la Virgen María para que el Niño Jesús chupe mierda
I crap on the tits of the Virgin Mary so that Baby Jesus sucks shit.

Me cago en Dios y los 365 santos del año!
I shit on God and the 365 saints of the whole year!

Me cago en Dios y en la Puta Virgen!
I shit on God and the fucking Virgin!

Verga
Dick

Chupame la verga
Suck my dick

Chupa me la pija
Suck my dick

Me cago en la leche de tu puta madre.
I shit in your whore of a mother's milk.

Pelatela
Masturbating

Anda la puta que te pario.
Go back to the prostitute that gave birth to you



An insult in English is learned but fast that a normal word

Learning.. learning...

PD: This... is... SPARTA!!!!!!

B

I HAVE THE BOMB , BABOMMM ¿ALL FOR THE AIR ?

#166 tu estas flipando

KyOshA

#166 You should go to the hospital

My english isn't very good :(

P.D la debo haber cagado 10000 vecs en dos frases xd

supernenaR1

I`m bored ;(

This
Thread
Without
Photo
DoesnŽt
Cost
Anything

D-DaRkSt0rM

TTWPDCA !

overking

no hay más xD

TTWPDCA ! and fuckala xD

edit: ya nos esta restregando sus cultura xD

si tu el de abajo

AG

It would be: this thread without pics is not worth a thing (TTWPINWAT)

Eristoff

im not posteating for if the flies...

gReStLe

OMG nice thread

To moderators:
This thread should have to be sticked <--- omg, without english lvl xDD

Sandevil

Mmm, And how about to add some useful links to improve our english(not only the write skill)?

I begin:

http://www.soziety.com/Welcome.do A social network to "change" languages via Skype

#168 Me too

mag1c

WHAT THE FUCK!????!?!

maikin

#164 I havenŽt been able to certificate first level some years ago so I am nearly sure that I can Žt succeed Profienciency level.
Even though it Žs an important certificate, it costs too much and they bleed us as much as they can.

P.S:My english sucks hard :(

overking

its should be if we speak about something,

although our Englis dont be very good, it can be "funny"

K

nice thread but i think it could be better if all of us ask about something or something like that cause it`s a little bit stupid write post by chance xD

supernenaR1

#166 iŽm too lazy to read that ¬¬

your post is boring....
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