Thread to practise English (Part Two)

ukuki

#780 ok, oh where is it?... you have no dick

DaRo_O

#781 oh my god, it's in your mouth!

ukuki

#782 yes, i'm cleaning my teeth with it.. after every food..

feeliNN

so..... sup OT?
Im doing FCE this saturday, wish me luck :)

BLaCkDaRk

could someone translate "chorreo" in english plz?

feeliNN

#785 Context?
I think that in the sexual 1 it's said "squirt"

alucardevil

I'm very tired to speak in english

anikex

Sup /mv/

Gonefishing

#784 Good luck mate, i wish ya the best

On topic: Planning to go to the Netherlands this summer...

Onanymous

My tailor is rich.
Haha not! tailors are all immigrants!

It's a joke... don't take it serious.

PaChUn

My cat name is gloves

g4sb0

Sons of bitches answerrrrrr

uvege69

it's pikachu ?

Loler

What the...?

Ah OK

nixonE1

What's up guys!

Let's go to learn something about the Nascar competition.

Yes, OMG!!!!!!!!!!

ukuki

Sometimes I play Socom Confrontation and i have seen that if some latin guy try to play in the server ''Español'' the spanish players quickly vote to ban the latin player. Is not xenofobia(is this well said?), the boricuas have much of the guilt in this conflict. They realy like to speak english with the tipical niggansta accent, so they are always speaking it. But the ignorance of the spanish players is long and they dont see diferences betwen boricuas and the rest of latin countrys. What is worst? Playing in a spanish sever and speaking english?(having an english server) or expulsing every latin player?(that make spain look bad).

Actualy there are 2 new servers(UE Español and NA Español), I thought that this was going pacific and magical. And why NA? it should be LA.

_kiNG_

i like turtles!!!
ohhh you're a great zombie!

B

Yeah sure, I spend 6 months in the US and now I am suppose to write in English in one of the few places where I can still write in Spanish?? I dont think so, believe it or not after all this time here my Spanish writing skills suck, I make 3 times more mistakes than I used to and have more trouble explaining what I have in mind...

Oh vaya lo escribi en ingles!

BruThaL

My english sux ><!

tommassi

the best

Xray

#800 hahaha

SoneT

ooohhhh an english post,it'll be good to practise my english,its getting rotten

mmm....longcat is looooooooooooooooooooong but,longcat dick....how it is?

poloisland

OMG finally here I would improve (much more) my english
I had not enought with my degree, but now in the web!!

MERCHANDISING SPACE:
if u need a translator for ur life, please contact me =)

acho_tio

Hi kids! Do you like violence?

ukuki

i like violence against me! kick my ass cause i'm a son of a bitch grandmother fucker!

Insulting yourself is good for the arrugas(The rules says ''dont use translator'')

S

Hello, This is my first post-

I'm very noob writing and speaking in English, Thanks to this thread I'll can practice :$

I'll can ( Podré ) Is it correct ?

ZJM003

Nope, the correct sentence would be 'I will be able to practice'.

helicon

my english skills are so shitty so ill just leave this here.

Linyi

there's no school like the oldschool and im the fucking head-master.